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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/04/2018 at 08:19 • Filed to: None

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Bad News is my car is Broken. No ABS, no traction control, and no AWD. Also as a result I’d not having traction control, no cruise control.

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Good News:

My car is RWD, has no traction control, and crappy set of tires that I do not care about.

I might not fix it right away. Like I might wait until October.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 08:28

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Did it go into limp mode?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 08:36

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When everything shits the bed, it’s usually just a fuse.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > DipodomysDeserti
05/04/2018 at 08:41

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When everything shits the bed, it’s usually just a fuse. BMW.

Sorry, had to. Your X1 has been pretty reliable, right? They are getting more and more tempting to me when it’s time to replace the Outback.


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05/04/2018 at 08:51

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I laughed


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > DipodomysDeserti
05/04/2018 at 08:52

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I figured. But I’ve heard when you pull the stability control fuse you also have the wipers on constantly, so wouldn’t that happen with a blown cue as well?

I’m going to order a scan tool today. I had been putting it off but this seems like a good time lol


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
05/04/2018 at 08:55

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My X1 has been pretty good for 100k or so miles. Still deciding if I’m going to keep it and see how long she’ll last.

Never get rid of a Subaru for a BMW. Pisses off the Subie gods and they’ll curse your bimmer. Traded in a Forester XT on a 335d once and the BMW ended up being a nightmare to keep on the road. Guess that’s why they were both worth the same after two years despite the BMW initially having double the retail value of the Subaru.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 08:56

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Yeah that doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world, when you put it like that haha.

But hey! Me too! Mine is likely a wheel speed sensor.

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Kinja'd!!! Arrivederci > DipodomysDeserti
05/04/2018 at 08:57

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Got rid of a Subaru for an Audi - I wonder when they’ll smite me?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Arrivederci
05/04/2018 at 08:58

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Don’t taunt them


Kinja'd!!! TahoeSTi > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 09:11

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If was a VW and it lights up like that it’s most likely the abs module. Not a fun repair but there are some places online that rebuild them so you don’t have to pay dealership prices....used to happen to our Tdi when taking corners a bit hard.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 09:17

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My bet is wheel speed sensor, I believe rear passenger is responsible for cruise control at least on the RWD ones.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > diplodicus
05/04/2018 at 09:30

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In my car it’s usually the front passenger who thinks she’s the cruise control. It’s rare that she sits in the back, but when she does, you are correct.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 09:33

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Pobably the transfer case actuator motor. You can replace the whole thing or if you prefer to go cheap there’s a replacement worm gear kit on eBay. Just make sure you get the one intended for cars and not the X5.


Kinja'd!!! Censored > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 09:41

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It would infuriate me that a vehicle that is very much not a 4x4 and is very much AWD uses a 4x4 light to notify you that the AWD isn’t working.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 10:12

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That smells a little like a sensor failure, because of all those systems’ reliance on accurate data about... everything.

When all three of those lights come on for an (older) X3, it’s commonly related to a little piece of the transfer case that is a known weakness... I dread “The Trifecta” on my wife’s car but so far so good. Probably best that I don’t drive it the way I drive my car, namely, sideways.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E90M3
05/04/2018 at 10:34

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Nope not at all. Even did some drifting this morning. Well my sad attempt at it anyway

I had read one about 328xi owner who drove for 2 years like this with no problems.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
05/04/2018 at 10:45

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That’s kind of wild.


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > DipodomysDeserti
05/07/2018 at 09:29

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With that collection of problems, my money would be on a wheel speed sensor.